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(Poetry) Prizes are the Best

Victor Martinez

Victor Martinez

Victor comes up with the best words in the best order. Victor publishes words on the best paper with the best publisher. Victor has the best influences and the best line breaks. Victor’s ideas are the best. Victor’s metaphors are the best. Victor’s similes are the best. Victor’s smiles are the best. Victor’s avoidance of metaphors and similes is the best. Victor’s avid dance with hormones and lies is the best. Victor’s rhymes are the best. Victor’s hymen is the best. Victor’s lack of rhymes are the best. Victor’s lack of hymen is the best. Victor’s meter is the best. Victor’s mother is the best. Victor’s free verse is the best. Victor’s suffering is the best. Victor’s titles are the best. Victor’s titties are the best. Victor’s use of page space is the best. The picture on Victor’s cover is the best. The blurb on the back of Victor’s book is the best. Victor’s footnotes are the best. Victor’s foot is the best. Victor’s page numbers are in the best order. Victor’s contents page is the best. Victor’s thank you is the best. Victor’s notes are the best. Victor’s tones are the best. Victor’s choice of font is the best. Victor’s experiences are the best. Victor’s writing process is the best. Victor’s use of the letter a is the best. Victor’s use of the letter b is the best. Victor’s use of the letter c is the best. Victor’s use of the letter d is the best. Victor’s use of the letter e is the best. Victor’s use of the letter f is the best. Victor’s use of the letter g is the best. Victor has the best grasp of the alphabet. Victor’s use of the letter V is definitely the best. Victor’s apostrophes are the best. Victor’s trophies are the best. Victor’s ‘I’ is the best. Victor’s avoidance of the ‘I’ is the best. Victor’s politics are the best. Victor’s lack of politics are the best. Victor is the best. Victor’s poems are the best. If you didn’t realise it before, you do now, because Victor has the prize. Victor’s prize is the best. Well done Victor.

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