#EdFringe

Mark Laville (director of Opposition and the Barbican Theatre, Plymouth) was flyering on the Royal Mile today when he noticed two men dressed in suits, like doormen standing in front of a hotel. (note: this story may be a bit Chinese whispery. They may have been in front of something else).

They circled him for a while until he approached. Turns out they saw the other Barbican co-production ‘Tomboy Blues’ at the Nightingale, Brighton Fringe (detour: Tomboy Blues also opened yesterday and was fantastic, beautiful, heart warming…) So these gentlemen handed Mark their business cards. – I’d include a picture but lack the technology:

HOPKINS THE BUTLER
asks: ‘How may I be of service?’

Tasks of any description undertaken.
[see overleaf for full Menu of Services]

MENU OF SERVICES

-LEVEL CERTIFICATION
-INTERLUDE CHAPERONAGE
-PROXY PEREGRINATION
-MERCANTILE TRANSACTION
-GENERAL FACTOAGE
*excluding tasks involving cost, illegality, physical or emotional harm.

If any of these FREE services suits your requirements, just ask Hopkins or call him on  07723 401136.

For more about The Butlers, go to www.wearebutlers.co.uk

(We have a similar card for FLETCHER THE BUTLER who offers AESTHETIC PURVEYANCE and AMBIENCE GAUGEMENT]

This is an ARTIFICE construction.
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